CONGRATS! You’ve got shiny object syndrome!

[Music] hey y'all mind if i change this they're announcing a new iphone today didn't you just get one yeah but this one's going to be like faster battery what is this take a seat daniel why can't i change the channel parental controls it's time to admit you have a problem we're trying to help you daniel can y'all stop saying my name so much it's freaking me out we got a glimpse of something that's catching your eye you want to buy this thing no good reason why [Applause] you've got shiny object syndrome shiny object syndrome pay attention daniel this is for your own good all right you spend a bunch of cash on crap you don't need you bought a hundred books that you're never gonna read you've got shiny object syndrome [Music] you're trying to get your life more organized but this dance time skill has got you hypnotized your physique and now you're moving on to being big [Applause] [Music] 100 for supporting the celiac community they are the same as regular paints pop inside the metaverse take vr for a spin buy some virtual land so you can flip it and win be a crypto conquistador clover and conniving making a coin like [Music] the stuff that you have you can't enjoy cause you're always on the hunt for that next new toy you think this is whatever it takes tonight [Music] me [Music] is [Music] okay i get it i'm doing too much yes you've shown me the error of my ways okay i got to make a change that's okay so starting today i will buy every book on minimalism there ever was i'll yoga twice a day every day for a year marie kondo will be my spirit animal there are several reasons why that is not okay and i'm gonna force peace upon myself if it's the last thing i do yeah that doesn't seem healthy at all i'm gonna meditate so hard right now and now for a word from today's sponsor better help the end oh you got me journaling you know sometimes it's nice to just get your thoughts and feelings onto a page so you can look at all the mental clutter and make sense of it all it's also nice to talk things through with a licensed professional that's where betterhelp comes in betterhelp will assess your specific needs and match you with licensed professional therapists in under 48 hours it's available worldwide with over 20 000 therapists so you will have access to a wide range of experts who can meet you in your unique situation no matter where you live and because they know that it's important to find the right match they make it both easy and free to change your therapist at any time fun fact by the way better help is more affordable than traditional counseling and they offer financial aid and you can use my link to get 10 off your first month so visit betterhelp.com daniel that is betterhealp.com daniel and join the over 3 million people taking charge of their mental health today yeah you're not gonna get away from me are you out

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